Instructions on How to Cope When Faced With WWIII by Scott-Patrick Mitchell
Instructions on How to Cope When Faced With WWIII
Instructions on How to Cope When Faced With WWIII Transcript
Instructions on How to Cope When Faced with WWIII
1. DON’T PANIC!!!
wait, no… sorry: that’s actually Hitchhiker’s
Guide To The Galaxy. ummm… i’ll start again….
1. IF YOU CAN, CATCH A SPACESHIP OFF THIS PLANET!!
wait no, that’s also Hitchhiker’s Guide! i don’t
know what’s going on here, i’m really really
1. PACK A CLEAN TOWEL!
wait, no, that’s also Douglas Adams! oh, i
don’t panic. if you can, catch a spaceship off this
planet. pack a clean towel. wear clean socks. lay
down fresh bedsheets & have wild dirty
fall in love. with yourself. because you are vital
& important. look at yourself in the mirror each
day & say i’ve got this! & believe those words
because does words hold bliss. after all, you are
sing it’s the end of the world as we know it & feel
fine. dance. but dance as if everybody is watching
you because dancing is a spectacle & might just
make somebody smile.
pay a compliment. for example: you, listening to
this poem right now – thank you for your time, for
your energy, but more importantly, thank you for
visiting Baby Teeth Journal, that makes you
incredible: please, everybody, a round of applause
for the person listening to this poem!
[insert rapturous applause that you so rightly deserve]
make a whole room clap & cheer. when you leave here
fill your heart with love, your eyes with kindness &
resonate outward. if your body is a poem, then let the
voice be the rhythm. if you’re gonna do the goon bag
blues then please, do so, but do so in moderation.
live a life electric. tear down those things that make
you apathetic. stop being so damn hectic & give peace
a chance!! give peace a chance!
oh, & remember: 1. don’t panic.